Hey look. NEVER go to livejournal.com and type my name. There's an impostor on there. He says he has a brother. And I am getting a sick feeling in my stomach. Because... well... My mom... *sigh* She's pregnant again. I'm scared. Really scared. I don't want it to be a boy. I don't. Really. Have you ever felt like... never mind. I'lll find out soon enough. But I'm getting depressed. And, as you all know, JoJo's depression is never good.

OH WOW OH WOW!!!

OH WOW!!! I just read the book Horton Hears a Who! I was so dissapointed! There was hardly any mention of me at all, they made my dad NOT my dad and they made me all red and they made me tiny! Oh wow oh wow!!! And the mayor of Whoville (not my dad) came into the room, Jo-Jo (because that was not me!) was bouncing a yo-yo, not making a sound! So they invented my name, JoJo, to ryme with YOYO????? At least I... that thing... said yopp. And he saved the world with his yopp! And the mayor had ugly glasses! Wow!!!

Just so everyone knows, I get really really mad when human girls act like they like me... in a not-very-nice way! Look, I'm fourteen years old. And i don't wanna get married. All I can say is I'm glad Who-girls don't find me as "attractive" or whatever. Just so you know.